Reason Invalid

I prefer Calibri after I switched to Microsoft Word 2007. I don't know, it just looks nicer and has more substance than most of the other fonts. D:

I am definitely not a writer. I write because I just need another outlet for my creativity. I like the idea of creating something unique, that's it, really. D: I ...

Though definitely not a proficient writer, I do plan a lot before I start writing. Planning is important if you want your story to be original. I mean, as people, ...

I write at my computer. If I write by hand, I usually make more mistakes and my brain refuses to process properly. D: However, if I must write by hand, ...

Allergy

Because this is postmodern literacy, the following pages shall be blank. Dear reader, please fill in the blank.

Do I?

Exhale

What are we arguing about?

Benefits

At least it doesn't quack. Could this possibly be a rhetorical question?

Deceive

The time from evening until midnight works best for me. What I usually get aren't actual pieces of writing, but pages and pages of ideas, be it coherent or not. ...

Because the law said so. Who is it?

"Once upon a time, you were the most idiotic moron for picking this book up."